Natural Selection, or Nearly So

One side of me enjoys reading about people doing Really Really Dumb Things. I think it makes me feel better, because although I occasionally do something dumb, I am confident I will never:

1. Tease a saltwater crocodile, like this guy - http://tinyurl.com/24djgy, or
2. Try to rob a club where 50 bikers were having a monthly meeting, like these guys - http://tinyurl.com/2nm4mu

I wouldn't try to rob a club ANYWAY, but you know what I mean.